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Creative conversation between computer parts (rated R)
Monitor: I am miserable, I got stared everyday.
Keyboard: I am more miserable, I got punched everyday.
Mouse: I am the most miserable, I got touched everyday.
PC: You all are not as miserable as me; I got my bell button pushed everyday
CD-Rom: I am miserable too, people insert stuff in everyday
Floopy: I am more miserable, now nobody insert stuff in my anymore
USB drive: Who says they are more miserable than me? People insert me
everywhere, and if not careful I got infected.
Motherboard: Who says it feels good to get inserted by lots of stuff,
In fact I am the most miserable one. That is really uncomfortable
after all those stuff inserted into me and not moving!
Sound card: oh, come on. Obviously they stick stuff in you but why I
am always the one screaming!
Friday, August 11, 2006
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
August 1, 2006
Friday, July 21, 2006
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Friday, July 14, 2006
Thursday, July 13, 2006
July 13, 2006
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Monday, May 22, 2006
COMMANDMENTS FOR A RESPONSIBLE DOG OWNER (狗的角度)
在你把我帶回家之前,請記得,我的壽命約有10~15年;你的離棄,會是我最大的
痛苦.
Before you bring me home, please remember, I only have about 10 to 15 years of life. Your abandonment will cause me great pain.
請給我一點時間,讓我了解對我的要求是什麼.
Please give me some time, so that I can know what your expectation is.
信賴我--那對我非常重要
Trust in me – that is very important to me
請別對我生氣太久,也別把我關起來當作是懲罰. 你有你的工作,你的娛樂,你的朋友. 但你是我的僅有.
Please don’t mad at me too long, or lock me up as my punishment. You have your work, your entertainment and your friends. But you are all that I have.
請偶而對我說說話, 縱使我不懂你說的內容, 但我聽的懂, 那是你的聲音在陪伴我
Please talk to me sometime, even though I do not understand the content of your words, but I hear, is your voice which accompanying me.
你要知道無論你如何對待我, 我將永遠不會忘記
You must know, no matter how you treat me, I can never be able to forget.
當你打我時請記得,我其實擁有可以咬碎你手骨的尖銳牙齒,我只是選擇不咬。
When you hit me please remembered, I actually have a jaw with incisive tooth that can crush you hand, I only choose not to bite you.
當你因為責罵我的不合作、固執或懶惰之前,請你想想, 是否有什麼正困擾者我. 或許我沒獲得我應有的食物,我已經很久沒在溫暖的陽光下奔跑, 又或者我的心臟已經太弱及太老.
Before you scold me for my incorporation, tenacious or laziness. Please consider, whether has anything puzzle me; or I haven’t obtain the food that I should have, either I haven’t go for a walk under the warm sun for a very long time; or it is I am just too old and my heart is too weak?
在我年老時請好好照顧我. 因為你也是會變老的.
Take care of me when I get old. You, too, will grow old.
當我要捱過最辛苦的歷程時, 請千萬不要說﹕「我不忍心看他。」或者「讓我不在場時才發生。」.只要有你和我在一起, 所有的事都會變得簡單容易接受. 請你永遠不要忘記, 我愛你.
When I must suffer for the incurable disease, please surely do not say: “I cannot stand to look at it…” Or “let me leave before it start suffering” So long as you and me together, all things can become simple and bearable. I hope you will never forget that, I love you!
痛苦.
Before you bring me home, please remember, I only have about 10 to 15 years of life. Your abandonment will cause me great pain.
請給我一點時間,讓我了解對我的要求是什麼.
Please give me some time, so that I can know what your expectation is.
信賴我--那對我非常重要
Trust in me – that is very important to me
請別對我生氣太久,也別把我關起來當作是懲罰. 你有你的工作,你的娛樂,你的朋友. 但你是我的僅有.
Please don’t mad at me too long, or lock me up as my punishment. You have your work, your entertainment and your friends. But you are all that I have.
請偶而對我說說話, 縱使我不懂你說的內容, 但我聽的懂, 那是你的聲音在陪伴我
Please talk to me sometime, even though I do not understand the content of your words, but I hear, is your voice which accompanying me.
你要知道無論你如何對待我, 我將永遠不會忘記
You must know, no matter how you treat me, I can never be able to forget.
當你打我時請記得,我其實擁有可以咬碎你手骨的尖銳牙齒,我只是選擇不咬。
When you hit me please remembered, I actually have a jaw with incisive tooth that can crush you hand, I only choose not to bite you.
當你因為責罵我的不合作、固執或懶惰之前,請你想想, 是否有什麼正困擾者我. 或許我沒獲得我應有的食物,我已經很久沒在溫暖的陽光下奔跑, 又或者我的心臟已經太弱及太老.
Before you scold me for my incorporation, tenacious or laziness. Please consider, whether has anything puzzle me; or I haven’t obtain the food that I should have, either I haven’t go for a walk under the warm sun for a very long time; or it is I am just too old and my heart is too weak?
在我年老時請好好照顧我. 因為你也是會變老的.
Take care of me when I get old. You, too, will grow old.
當我要捱過最辛苦的歷程時, 請千萬不要說﹕「我不忍心看他。」或者「讓我不在場時才發生。」.只要有你和我在一起, 所有的事都會變得簡單容易接受. 請你永遠不要忘記, 我愛你.
When I must suffer for the incurable disease, please surely do not say: “I cannot stand to look at it…” Or “let me leave before it start suffering” So long as you and me together, all things can become simple and bearable. I hope you will never forget that, I love you!
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And the Oscar goes to...
Music and Lyric by Jordan Houston, Cedric Coleman and Paul Beauregard
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