Creative conversation between computer parts (rated R)
Monitor: I am miserable, I got stared everyday.
Keyboard: I am more miserable, I got punched everyday.
Mouse: I am the most miserable, I got touched everyday.
PC: You all are not as miserable as me; I got my bell button pushed everyday
CD-Rom: I am miserable too, people insert stuff in everyday
Floopy: I am more miserable, now nobody insert stuff in my anymore
USB drive: Who says they are more miserable than me? People insert me
everywhere, and if not careful I got infected.
Motherboard: Who says it feels good to get inserted by lots of stuff,
In fact I am the most miserable one. That is really uncomfortable
after all those stuff inserted into me and not moving!
Sound card: oh, come on. Obviously they stick stuff in you but why I
am always the one screaming!
